White Jesus, Gods only son[edit]

Beat White Jesus up. Hes pretty easy and has no special abilities so just use the combo attack for this. He'll drop a pipe called The Sherlock, make sure you pick this up (walk over it). Save game and proceed to the next mission star.

Diamond Locations[edit]

As in each level of the game, there are "tokens" to find and collect. In Firmwood Forest, the tokens are diamonds. Your reward for collecting all 25 tokens is a special weapon that is usually stronger than mostordinary weapons you will find on the street. A map of the location for all the diamonds in Firmwood Forestcan be found on this site.
Home Land Trailer Park[edit]
You're probably running low on health and ball power. Find a fat chick at the top of the hill and have sex/blowjob with her to regain your power.You will need it. Save your game again when youre ready.

Mission Two - Jungle Cock Fever[edit]

Talk to Uzi. He'll tell you to knock out all the Pigmies. Head to the pink dot on the map and take out the pigmies there. As you wipe out a group, a new group will emerge elsewhere. Make sure you replenish your ball/health by having sex/blowjob with the women at each Pigmie camp. Always keep your back against a wall when fighting multiple enemies. Use your special attacks to group them together then attack them witha melee weapon. Another easy way to defeat the pigmies is to run along a stone wall and jumping obstacles that are in the way. The pigmies will get stuck, and then you can attack them one at a time. After the 4th attack you will be told to go to Uzis trailer, where you will find yet another much larger group of Pigmies. Use your stun attack to group them, then pummel them with your power attack. If you really suck at attacking them, head back to the first zone and repeatedly beat Dances with Pink Elephants. Hell drop 20 beers each time. Beat him once, enter the club house, leave the club house and beat him again.When you have 60 beers or so, head back and use the bottle attack to smash the Pigmies. Enter Uzis houseand take your reward when youre done. Go back and save your game. The save point is at the start of the zone, where the pier is located. Head to the blue fist for the boss fight.
Boss Fight Three -Abe Schnook The Rabbi[edit]
This dude uses a fire breathing attack so keep your distance from him. You will need to use your special attacks in combination with your power melee attack to beat him. Make good use of the bottle smash on the Rabbi, you will need his special move later on so persevere with this one. Once hes beaten, you gain the fire breathing special attack and 20 whiskeys. There is no weed pipe in this zone, so replen health/balls, save your game and head back to Firm Wood.Follow your map to the blue/yellow star. This will lead you back to Missionary Beach.
Jug Locations[edit]
As in each level of the game, there are "tokens" to find and collect. In Homeland Trailer Park, the tokens are jugs. Your reward for collecting all 25 tokens is a special weapon that is usually stronger than most ordinary weapons you will find on the street. A map of the location for all the jugs in Homeland TrailerPark can befound on this site.
Missionary Beach[edit]
Go to the save point and save your game. If you fail here, at least you will be much closer for a retry. Head tothe blue star when youre ready.

Mission Three - The Vagetarian Show[edit]

Your task is to get a carrot from the Mormons. A couple of Mormons will immediately run up and attack you. Beat them off with your weapon then head to the red/yellow dots on the map and take care of the rest. Once again, draw the group towards you by using your special attacks, then power hit them as a group. Keep your back to the wall and always make sure your enemies are in front of you. Take the carrot back to Marlin and Brandy. A short cut scene will occur followed by some Man agents that will attack you. You have to protect Marlin (the guy) while defeating the agents. Use the bottle attack to take them down, or stun them with the breath attack then pummel them with your weapon. Once theyre down, you will get your reward.

Where ever you defeat the Mormons is where the carrot drops. Once you pick it up, you lose your current weapon. Defeat the first 2 Mormon kids. Then run close to the group of Mormons, drawing out 2 more Morman kids. After defeating them, you want to circle around the buildings, so that you are heading towards the group of Mormans, AND THE BEACH. Have them follow you back to the vicinity of the twow aiting for the carrot. Once you defeat all of the Mormons, you want to be just past the 2 waiting for the carrot if you are walking away from the "giant eye". Pick a fight with a passer-by, and let him hit you untilyou drop your weapon. Knock the guy out. Now go find a heifer, and have your way with her to get your health back. Go back, get the carrot, and give it to the couple. Now the MAN agents come out. Pick up your attack weapon that is now on the ground in your general vicinity, and beat the crap out of the MAN agents.

Follow the blue/yellow star to the next zone to continue.

Gabacho Heights[edit]

Once again, save your game in Gabacho Heights and make your way to the blue star for the Mission.

Mission Four - Full Metal Jerk It[edit]

After the cut scene go to the Apartments and beat up the two guys standing at the entrance. You will need alot of bottle attacks for this zone, so stock up on beer before entering the Apartments. (You may get a loaderror upon trying to get into the Apartments. ALT-TAB to the background and close the error box, then ALT-TAB back to the game to continue) As soon as the cut scene is over you need to immediately start hitting the bad asian dudes with your bottle attack. Make sure you have at least 60 bottles (beers) on you before entering, as this will make your task much easier. Dont move around much after the cutscene, just start spamming out the bottle attack at the asian guys nearest you. Hopefully you will get through this part without any problems. Leave the Apartments via the front door and a new cut scene will begin. Make sure you have your fire breathing special attack ready, with at least 60 Whiskeys on hand for the next part. As soon as the cut scene is over, back yourself into the doorway directly opposite the asian chick and repeatedly spam the fire breathing attack. Your job here is to prevent the fat American men from batting off on the Asian chick (bukkake style). It only takes 3 seconds for them to cum, so you have to set them on fireand keep the aggression on you and not the chick. Once you have defended her for 2 minutes you will be rewarded.

Head to the blue fist to continue the next boss battle. Save your game along the way.

Boss Fight Four - Joseph Smith, Founder of Mormonism[edit]

This guy packs a punch when he attacks. He also summons two Mormons to attack you. Rush him early andattack him repeatedly with the bottle attack. See if you can corner him into the side of the building. Ignore his cronies and just spam the bottle attack over and over at him. If you're fast enough, the cronies wont attack you and you will beat Joseph. His fart attack is extremely useful later in the game as it does a lot of damage and has a good range on it. Don't forget to take his idenity. He has an attack bonus of 5 and a ballsize of 3.

Once you have beaten him, head to the side of the Waste Mart where the garden stuff is kept behind the fence. Jump the fence and you might find a shovel on one of the benches. You will need a weed to make the jump, and you will know its the right place if there is a Ganesh idle inside. Take the shovel, it has a long range and adds 8 to your attack.

For now the weed pipe boss is not reachable, so head to the next zone marked by the blue/yellow star. It's located at the bottom of the steps, on a small pier with a boat.

Replen balls/health and save game.