Mission Nine - Captain Cool[edit]

You have to save Tina. Head to the pink dot and group attack everywhere there with your lighning attack and fart bomb attack. Don't let them gang up on you as you will quickly regret it. Once they're all dead, you will be given the task to find Amy. Head to the next pink dot. After the cut scene you will be attacked. Either use your fart bomb to get away from the enemies, or hit them all with the lightning attack and wipe them out. Now you have to take Tina and Amy to the Man Office. Do not go the direct route to the Man office, you will be attacked by Man Agents that spawn out of no where and will continuously harass you. Instead, head in the opposite direction, toward the major road. When you hit the major road, follow it all the way around - in other words, run in the complete opposite direction of the Man Office. The road will eventually turn towards the Man Office. Stay on the footpath (where the grey wall is) and follow that up until you are almost parallell with the Man Office on your map. Up ahead you should see a black tunnel. On your map there is a small road on the left hand side of the road as you face the tunnel ahead. Turn and face that and you should be looking at a brown brick building. If you take any of the major roads that lead to the Man Office, you will get attacked. Follow this small road and you will discover a tunnel with a car park on the right side.

Enter this and follow it through to the end. You will be pretty close to the Man Office now, make a dash across to it. The girls will follow you. When you get to the Man Office, you have to beat a very tough Man Agent. Special attacks have no effect on him, so youre going to have to melee damage him with a weapon. Hit him with two quick attacks then a power attack. As he gets up, hit him with a new power attack. Each time he tries to recover, hit him with a power attack. Use mushrooms to stay invicible for a short period of time as this will help you out immensely. The Kaya Cloud does work though, so use it to stun him for a shortperiod and hit him with a power attack. If you want more protection, jump in the fountain with your meleeweapon and strike him as he gets close to the fence. It takes longer but he can't reach you to hit you. OR you can have at least 40 weed on you, hit him with Kaya right off the bat and hit him when he's stunned, and then hit him with Kaya every time he gets up, it takes a while, but you can beat him if you go in with full health. each time he gets up, smack him with a power attack or a combo of three hits. this was the way it worked for Me. it's time consuming, but well worth the reward.

Once hes beaten, enjoy your well deserved reward.

Save your game.

Head to the next blue star to continue.

Mission Ten - Praise be to black Jesus[edit]

After the cut scene, go to the Reverend. Get the chicken leg and return it to Reverend Blackard. To do this easily, have around 50 peyotes on you and just run into the group and electrocute them all until they're dead. Otherwise, you're in for a tough fight. Try to drive the group back up towards the Reverend - away from the cars. If the Man Agents take it to their car, it's mission over. If the black hoodlums take it to their car, it's also game over. Once you have it, return it to the Reverend. Enjoy your reward.

Save your game.

Head to the RJ on your map.

Ron Towers[edit]

After speaking to Ron, your new mission is to go and make a porno. Head back to Bonetown and make your way to the pink dots on your map. Beat off the Man Agents and perform a sexual act with 3 women to progress through the mission. When you're done, you have to steal a surveillance tape from inside the ManHQ. Work your way slowly down the passage way and take out the Man agents one at a time. There are around 20 of them in total. When you get to the end you will see the tape on the table. Take the Surveillance tape back to Ron. Beware of the remaining Agent that respawns in the building on the way out. When you leave the building, head to Rons Tower and enter. After the cut scene with Ron, you will have sex with five women. You have to make them orgasm faster than Ron does. When this is over, you fight Ron Jeremy. Hit him with lots of fart attacks (not the bomb) and power melee attacks and he shouldn't give you much grief. Your reward is Ron Jeremys body, so press Q and take his form. Ron has the biggest balls in the game.